2nd Victory at the Vistula 19

Meanwhile, as Porucznik Broflovski and his men just escaped from the attack, in Ursynów, General Roycewicz leads the execution of SS and NKVD POWs. Drinking a can of Budweiser and sitting in a small chair, a group of soldiers hold down an SS officer. A soldier by the name of Andrzej, who was a captain, walks by to General Roycewicz and asks while holding his Mp5 submachine gun in the air.

"What should we do with this man?" referring to the enemy high ranking officer,
who did not look like Eric Cartman or Ivan Braginski, who has clones of themselves as NKVD/SS troops. He certainly looked like the pathetic stringy aboriginal abortionist Karl-Friedrich Höcker. Then he realized that he was that it was the freak who owned that horrible album showing them as humans, that human turned pathetic stringy aboriginal abortionist.

"Bring him to me and bring the heart to me, with your hands."

"That is just insanity!"

"Just bring it to me."

"Yes sir. Nika, you must go with Mommy. Anna, you must send her away to my dad, for we will have to kill a POW."

"The General is insane!" his wife, named Anna, while brandishing a Bizon submachine gun.

"We will only have to bring him to the General." He argued, and Anna walked with him, seeing as Andrzej's father escort his granddaughter.

As he saw his wife take their daughter away from place of execution, he, his friends Piotr and Jerzy, carry the SS officer. They knew that they had to keep the little girl from seeing someone being mercilessly tortured by their General who has called himself General Peanut Butter* reincarnate.

The said SS soldier was held by Andrzej, Jerzy and Piotr by the arms, and Anna, who later came back, was given a wz. 29 bayonet commanded by General cut a body
part for him.

"Anna, cut this cunt's ear, slowly." Followed by a face similar to ^_^

As Anna was horrified to slowly cut the Prisoner's ears, they still knew the crimes done by Kacaps from the RONA/RKKA and Szkops like what they did in Auschwitz.

As the primeval bastard cried like hell, General Roycewicz sang a line in Tagalog, while sipping Budweiser. It sounds so familiar, oh wait, its Prince Y. Johnson sipping Budweiser as he does horrible things to Samuel Doe.

"Ako ang nagwagi

Naitago ko ang damdamin kong sawi

Sinong magsasabing ito ay mali?

Kahit alala ka bawat sandali"

(I've triumphed,

I hid my lost feelings,

Who's saying its wrong?

Even if you're remembered every moment)

In that way, he sang it with a voice that sounded almost like the original singer, Dulce.

The soldiers didn't understood at what he sang, but they knew that he was torturing a Prisoner of war. He can still go to Den Haag, just like the innocent Ante Gotovina, who was released 9 years before. (The setting is 2020, so in my story, he was released in 2011, because as of 2010, he ain't a free man yet, but he's innocent.)

"You won't talk?!"

"Anna, cut his nose!" followed by screams. Anna did not like this, but this was an order, even if she was a civilian, and she can still be jailed, because she was an unlawful combatant, oh wait, the civilians who still remained in Warsaw were now armed, well except the young ones, since 15+ aged people can join by their own will.

"Ang chaka mo kapag pinuputulan ka!" (You're ugly when you're being cut!")

"Ok, ok I will talk!" said the owner of the disturbing photo album.
By then a Filipino civilian armed with a Type 56 Assault rifle walked by and said

"Paano ka nakakasalita ng Pilipino?" (How did you speak Filipino?)
General Roycewicz returned to his normal

"E, naturuan ako ni Marcos!" (E, Marcos taught me!)

"Grabe naman pre, nagbabakla ka at inaatasan mo ang isang babae na putulan siya. Dugong Dugo ang fez niya." (That's severe dude, your acting like a faggot and you're ordering a woman to cut him up. His face is bloodied.)

"Bakit, May problema ka?! Eh Antibiotic (1) ito e! Joke lang! e kasi lupita kashiwahara 'tong titing badinglet" (Why, Do You have a problem?! This one's Antibiotic! Just joking! Its because this little fag is cruel.)  (note:
Antibiotic in swardspeak aka Gay lingo means antipatika or bitch)

"Sori. O alis na ako." (Sorry. Oh, I will leave now.) He replied.

"Sige, paalam." (Ok, farewell) he smiled.


Turning his face towards his soldiers he said

"Now, where we at? Oh uh, there's a base nearby, and we've dug out some tunnels. Andrzej, Anna and Jerzy, you niggaz going to put explosives there. It's in a truck, and the tunnels are already abandoned. I suggest you bring your guns. Be careful! Now you have to leave because I've got some invited guests. Now please leave. That Star 944 there is filled with semtex, C4, and all the other shit, plus nails and bullets. It's in the border between Wilanów and Konstancin-Jeziorna."

Just as they left, he got bored of Höcker

"You lousy piece of aboriginal abortionist shit!"

and shot him with his trusty StG 77.

He simply hanged the Nazi's corpse, to show the SS not to fuck with the Polish. Or face the consequences of horrible death.

Andrzej, Anna and Jerzy approached the Truck. Andrzej drove, Anna in the middle, and Jerzy riding shotgun. Anna taped their video camera onto the Bizon SMG she held, and it was recorded. Already they carried their guns with them, and so the journey begins. As they saw the base, a civilian with a Beryl wz. 96 commando approach them and said

"To the left, there is an entrance tunnel we've dug up already, this map should lead you to the tunnel."

And so, the truck sped down the tunnel. It was lit up, and seeing through the map. Andrzej drove left towards a pathway. He parked it, and all 3 left the truck. A vibration from his cellphone made him take his phone and read a message.

"Distribute all the explosives on the map's locations." It was from Gen. Roycewicz.

Anyways, he timed the explosion at 1700 hours. It was already 14:00. Well, let's start working. But he could hear German voices. And he could see one already. So, he ordered the other 2 to start an ambush. Being sharpshooters, they could see those were SS. And so, they pinpointed their rifles and Busted caps at SS heads, although Anna busted caps at the asses. With all being dead, they took the weapons of the SS. They moved the corpses so they won't trample them. And so they did the same thing, and they always took the weapons of the dead enemy and they often saw that the enemy was hiding explosives as well. As they finally stopped at the last location and they saw more enemies. And so, as Andrzej activated the explosives, Anna and Jerzy fired bullets onto the enemy, neutralizing lots of them. They entered the truck. Andrzej pulled the pedal hard and it zoomed towards an opening. And as they escaped the tunnel, gunfire erupted at them, but it soon exploded.

Meanwhile just as they escaped the tunnel, they could see the base in flames, and debris falling out of the sky. As they saw the sky, they didn't care about a giant human wave of SS and NKVD, along with ZOMO charging at them like shit. As Jerzy then saw it, he said it in a musical voice, let's say the tune of the song

"Sing it back" by Moloko.

"Holy shit,

We're so dead,

The damn ZOMO's,

I wanna watch that TGV bus movie!"

Andrzej replied with disagreement

"Stop referencing that TGV movie, you've watched it a lot

So shut your ass or I will cut your balls!

I am the Driver, so shoot them cunts,

With my type 63 rifle!"

Jerzy replied as he fired 7.62x39 rounds at the hated ZOMO, SS and NKVD bastards.

"Oh come on,

I love that film

Damn zomos,

TGV 4 L baby!"

Anna added

"would you fucking shut up,

Or I'll cut your balls by myself!"

So yeah he had to shut up.

Andrzej drove so fast that he forgot that they escaped them already; he only noticed it when he heard a massive airforce strike of PZL-230 Skorpions firebombing the base as it collapsed. Not to mention there were soldiers who charged at the fortress, protected by civilian sniper and machine gun fire at the enemy.

When they returned to Warsaw, they were met by General Roycewicz who said

"Congratulations! Oh shit, the journalists!" He referred to Craig and Heidi, ordering his son to go there. And so, Anna asks as she pressed the record button
on the video camera to end the video.

"What the hell is he on to?"

Andrzej just shrugged.

He ran towards a rented apartment, and ran towards the owner

"Where is room 762-39?!"

"Upstairs, 2nd floor! Here are the keys nigga!"

"thanks!"

He went up the stairs, saw the room, used the keys to open the door, and saw Heidi and Craig making love. Well, yeah. She was riding his organ, as his hands were roaming her chest and stomach. Oh, I'm getting aroused by this! Oh Kurwa! Really, I think Heterosexual couples in South Park are way better than yaoi! Viva Heterosexual love!

"Nigga, what are you doin foo?" said by Roycewicz in an unmistakable gangsta accent.

"Shit! How did you open the room?" Both answered, covering themselves with a comforter.

"Duh, them keys nigga!"

"Look homie, what do you want?"

"I want you to interview the soldiers who just bombed up the base in Konstancin-
Jeziorna today."

"So that's why you visited us." Craig answered as they fixed up their clothes, took their rifles and the camera.

And so the day ends with another interview.

"So what was your feeling when you left the tunnel as it exploded?"

"Mostly fearful and excited."

"So that's why."

"Ok. This concludes the story." And he shook the trio's hands.

"What a good day, I didn't have to use my AKM!" That was Heidi's motto for today.